Business Details
27 Years
experience
Premier Wedding & Event Band Newcastle
Established in 1999, Funk Conspiracy is a professional live party band based in Newcastle upon Tyne. With over two decades of experience, we specialise in creating unforgettable atmospheres for weddings, corporate events, and private celebrations across the North East and beyond. Our versatile repertoire spans six decades of music, from 1960s classics to contemporary hits, ensuring entertainment for all age groups. Having performed at prestigious venues and events for organisations like Sage Software and Newcastle City Council, our 7-piece ensemble delivers authentic soul brass sounds and adaptable performance options.Our commitment to quality is evidenced by our 80+ years of combined musical expertise, multiple deputy musicians for reliability, and state-of-the-art sound equipment. We prioritise client satisfaction through customisable booking options, flexible set times, and comprehensive event support including insurance-covered performances.
Services
Wedding Band
Corporate Events
Birthday Parties
Charity Functions
Student Balls
Details
- Year established: 1999
Highlights and features
- We offer 25+ years of professional live music experience across 1000+ events
- Our 7-piece ensemble features multiple deputy musicians for guaranteed reliability
- We provide tailored sound engineering for optimal venue acoustics
- Our flexible booking options include Latin percussion additions
- We hold full public liability insurance for event safety
What people say
Packed dance floor
Versatile repertoire
Professional service
Memorable atmosphere
Excellent crowd engagement
Services
Wedding Band
Specialist wedding entertainment featuring 5-7 professional musicians delivering tailored musical experiences. Our repertoire spans first dances to late-night party sets, with adaptable performance durations and optional Latin percussion enhancements. We provide comprehensive event coordination including sound checks and timeline planning.
Corporate Events
Premium live music solutions for corporate occasions featuring adaptable set lists suitable for formal dinners and casual networking events. Our proven track record includes performances for major corporations like Northern Rock and Procter & Gamble, with scalable band configurations to match event requirements.
Birthday Parties
Customisable live entertainment packages for milestone birthdays, combining nostalgic hits with contemporary chart-toppers. Our flexible format accommodates both intimate gatherings and large venue celebrations, with optional extended playing times to match party schedules.
Charity Functions
Professional musical support for charitable occasions with discounted rates for qualifying organisations. Our energetic performances have successfully entertained guests at events for The Princes Trust and local community causes, helping create memorable fundraising experiences.
Student Balls
Dynamic live music packages specifically designed for university celebrations. Our versatile repertoire appeals to diverse student audiences, with proven experience at events for Newcastle University and Durham University, featuring adaptable set durations to match event timelines.
People
Mike Watts
Band Leader/Guitarist
Professional musician with 15+ years' experience in live performance, specialising in funk and soul guitar. Joined Funk Conspiracy in 2010, becoming business owner in 2015. Provides lead vocals and musical direction for the ensemble.
Shari Krestine
Lead Vocalist
Award-winning vocalist with extensive experience in live event entertainment. Joined the band in 2013, bringing powerful stage presence and vocal versatility to performances across multiple musical genres.
Jason Osborne
Drummer
Professional drummer with 20+ years' experience in live music performance. Joined Funk Conspiracy in 2015, contributing rhythmic foundation and percussive expertise to the ensemble's dynamic sound.
Questions
What musical genres does Funk Conspiracy perform?
We cover six decades of music from 1960s soul classics to current chart hits, including funk, pop, rock, and disco.
Can we request specific songs?
Yes, we welcome song requests from our extensive repertoire and can accommodate special first dance performances.
What band sizes are available?
We offer 5-piece (drums, bass, guitar, saxophone, vocals) or 7-piece configurations with brass section additions.
Do you provide event sound equipment?
Yes, we supply full professional sound systems and can play background music between live sets.
Are you available for non-wedding events?
We perform at all event types including corporate functions, birthdays, and charity events.
What areas do you cover?
Based in Newcastle, we perform throughout the North East and regularly travel to Yorkshire, Cumbria, and Edinburgh.
