ALS

Following Sunderland AFC is easy. Being emotionally attached to them is a bloody nightmare. But then, we do not need to tell you about that because you get it; you're one of us. We know you're one of us because you're supposed to be doing something else now. Obviously, we do not know what that something else is - we are not psychic - but whether it's working, shopping, cleaning, decorating or reinvigorating that flailing relationship, the point is that you're not doing it. You're on here reading stuff about Sunderland, which means you're all right by us.